Showing posts with label gift ideas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gift ideas. Show all posts

Monday, March 26, 2012

Swag: Zombie Car Decals

You ever see those soccer moms with the little stick figure representations of their families slapped to their rear windows? Living on Chicago's north shore, I find this visual to be a regular part of my routine. In fact, there's one person that must drive the exact same route as me because I've seen their stick figure family (pets too!) for over half a decade. When is your stick figure daughter going to have a stick figure baby already? lol.

For those of you who would like to point out the silliness of this practice, or if you just want to advertise your family but not in such a traditional way, check out these stickers as an alternative. For about $10, ThinkGeek offers zombie versions of your family and pets. Be the coolest mom at soccer practice...or at least the coolest one in my opinion.

ThinkGeek has a lot of other fun zombie items for sale: candies, undead chocolate bunnies, and zombie magnetic poetry. Some of this stuff would be perfect to stuff Easter baskets for the zombie lover in your life. Check it out!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Review: The Walking Dead Board Game by Z-Man

When I heard there was going to be a Walking Dead board game coming out this fall, I couldn't wait to get my paws on it. I'm a big fan of board games (Risk, Settlers of Catan, Scrabble, Scattegories...just to name a few), so a Walking Dead board game was basically combining two of my favorite things.
It came over a month ago, but I've been so busy being a boring adult that I didn't get a chance to sit down and give it a first go with some friends until last night. After having read about 50% of the instruction manual, we sat down to play at around 8:45pm.
The game set up wasn't difficult. It's a little like Clue, and each of your players has a different designated starting place on the board. You also pull location cards, a follower card, and a hero card. We each picked our own main character to start, but you're technically supposed to assign it randomly. They each have different benefits and weaknesses, so it's probably better to just pull them without choosing.
Basically the goal of the game is to scout three locations on the board (places such as The Greene Farm, The Prison, Wiltshire Estates, etc...plus some non-comic locations such as The Mall and The Airport). You can only scout locations when that location card is turned up, which means that the majority of the time you can only scout four of the locations. This leads to more competition between players and more strategy involved in your movements.
As you move, you leave behind you a trail of zombies. To move back through this trail you either have to waste gasoline driving through them, or you have to fight your way through--hence why it's a good idea to plan your movements so you don't end up cutting yourself off from your final destination.
As you scout locations, the tasks become more and more difficult. The tension of the game is also maintained by encounter cards, which are drawn on almost every turn, as you need to complete an encounter do almost anything. I really enjoyed the variety of tasks in the encounter stack. Some required you to fight zombies with the dice, some required you to roll hats (or "actions") with your dice set. Some even required that you poll your other players about what they would do in apocalyptic scenarios, and I was really impressed that the game didn't reward you for being the "nice guy".
The game took us a little while to complete (we finished about 2.5-3 hours later at 11:30pm), but part of that might have been that we had to keep stopping to read the directions and clarify some of the stranger encounter cards. The box says the game takes 30-60 minutes, but I doubt that. My guess would be that subsequent games will take us around 90 minutes or so.  But it was an exciting 2.5 hours, and the variety of cards in the encounter deck keeps it fun and fresh. Depending on which characters and locations you pulled, this game could feel completely different with each play.
I really enjoyed it, and I hope my friends will be down to play soon. The only thing that frustrates me is that it'll take a while to explain the game to new people and, admittedly, I'm pretty bad at explaining directions. But if you're willing to devote an hour or so to learning the game, it was pretty darn fun. Sometimes games with a gimmick like this are poorly thought out, but this one pretty much had it all. The only complaint I might have is that if you had enough followers, there weren't enough dice and you had to reroll some of them to add up to your full dice pool. But whatever, not a big complaint.
There is a TV show board game, which I haven't checked out yet. Seems a little ridiculous that they'd make two, but this version by Z-Man would make a great holiday gift for the gaming and zombie fan near you! It's available for $29.19 from Amazon and it can still be ordered in time for Christmas!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Swag: Zombie Booze

Besides the survival essentials, what will you be looking for in the zombie apocalypse? If you're anything like this blogger, you just went "mmmm....good wine...."

Well, what wine would be best paired with the zombie apocalypse? What about zombie wine!? This wine, a red blend (68% Cabernet Sauvignon and 32% Touriga Nacional), is creatively called "Return of the Living Red". Reviews rate it pretty highly, and one reviewer said he "couldn't get his nose out of the glass". The hang tag even includes some horribly macabre images of human flesh and tissue (really gets you in the mood for dinner and a drink). It isn't cheap, but for the horror and wine lover, it might be just what Santa ordered. You can order it in various amounts here.


And hey, if you wanna go really geeky with your nightcap, you can cork the bottle and throw it in the fridge for tomorrow with one of these funky stoppers.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Review: Walking Dead: Rise of the Governor

Below is my amazon.com review of The Walking Dead: Rise of the Governor. I finished the book a few weeks ago, but I thought I'd take the time to share the review on here, too. If you have read the comics, this novel is a quick read and would be a great weekend novel. Hint hint to your loved ones that it might make a good gift...cuz nothing says Christmas like zombies.

Just finished reading, and I must begin by saying that I'm nearly breathless. I read the final 2/3rds or the novel in a single day. Overall, this is a quick and very engaging read. It moves through plot at a reasonable and engaging pace without sparing visual description and insights into character emotions. From a gore standpoint, this is about as brutal as one could be in words, and certainly not for the faint of heart. I'd advise parents to really steer clear. This is not a stocking stuffer.

The good:
-The plot is perfectly crafted and manipulated. For readers of the comics and non-readers alike, you'll be biting your nails and throwing the book in the air for the entire ride.
-The characters are believable, both likeable and unlikeable, exactly what most people would likely devolve into given the situation. The entire scenario rings true, and it seems as though the author has clearly visualized the world of the story down to the tiniest detail.

The bad:
-I'm an English teacher, so I'm a big fan of metaphor, simile, personification, the whole lot of it. But the purpose of metaphor in literature is to further specify, describe and clarify a given image. Therefore, when your metaphors become overly obscure or detailed, it only serves to distract the reader from the story itself. Sure, it may seem like the metaphors here are beautiful to the point of near genius, but they are beautiful to the point of literary impediment. About 75% of the time, they strike true and achieve their purpose, but at least once every three or four pages you'll find yourself taking pause to dissect a metaphor. This is not the mark of great writing, even if it might appear as such to someone who is impressed by the sheer word craft.
-The author, like many writers, is clearly nurturing love affairs with certain words. I hate to point it out, as now you'll be looking for it, but the author might want to steer clear of the word "gape" and the word "primordial" going forward. The other words are getting jealous.
-The point of view, for me, was a little jarring. Usually novels written in present tense are also written in first person. Obviously, this isn't some sort of literary rule, and I applaud the author's attempt to break the mold. Still, at times I felt that this tense took me out of it. I guess that I just assumed it would be written in past tense since it is a prequel.

But overall, I'm really impressed. My above comments are nothing more than the petty nitpicking that accompanies true love and fan-dom. Why else would nerds still sit in their living rooms and argue about whether Jar Jar Binks was the worst decision Lucas ever made? When you love something, you see its flaws even more clearly, but you love it anyway. And I will say, still gasping from the mind-numbing genius of the final fifteen pages of this novel, that it is definitely worth your time. 


I'd love to chat about this with people once they read it! The ending demands discussion...or at least someone to gawk and scream with me! This will be the first in a series of Walking Dead novels, and you can read an interview with the author here. If you're still not sold on it, check on the preview below...which is basically just a dude reading the first few pages...lol.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Swag: Zombie Art, Household Items, Etc...

So, as an artsy girl, I'm a big fan of etsy.com. It really empowers some talented, but possibly unrecognized, artists, and it gives those people a digital forum for pedaling their goods. So I was very excited to stumble upon this shop today.

This artist, by his own report, is living out of a Winnebago (just like Dale!) and creating some pretty haunting zombie art. His creations are available on a variety of items (purses, wallets, shower curtains, rugs) or simply as prints. Here are some awesome samples...
http://www.etsy.com/listing/37975031/rw2-signed-limited-edition-print-12-x-18
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65036574/rw2-signed-limited-edition-print-12-x-18

http://www.etsy.com/listing/72867525/rw2-nightlife-zombie-shoulder-clutch
He'll also do personal zombie portraits for $100 that are pretty authentic looking. Check it out.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Swag: Zombie Portraits

Ever wondered what you might look like as a member of the undead hordes? Well now you don't have to use your imagination because artist Rob Sacchetto will paint you a custom zombie portrait for the incredibly reasonable price of $80 (plus shipping and handling)! As the sister-in-law of an artist, I know how expensive custom work can be, and $80 is basically highway robbery on the buyer's part.


Plus, Sacchetto's work is beyond creepy. He takes your photograph and zombifies it just for you. Nothing like having a picture of yourself as a bloody, rotting corpse on your living room wall. Certainly would be a conversation starter. Just saying, I bet you know a zombie lover who would love to have this under the Christmas tree (Hanukkah bush, atheist stick, whatever) this holiday season.

With the holiday shopping season beginning in the next week, watch for more posts about perfect gifts for the zombie lover in your life!