Tuesday, November 29, 2011

News: Mexico Teeming with the Undead

This weekend, Mexico City became the newest record holder of a very auspicious title--World's biggest zombie walk. For those of you who don't know, zombie walks have become fairly common in major cities recently. Basically, they're like a very monotonous and brain-hungry parade in which hundreds or even thousands of people take to the streets in zombie garb. Parade participants present their best shambling and groaning as they confuse, scare and entertain the everyday city-folk.

Mexico City's record breaking walk this weekend boasted a shocking 10,000 participants! So for now, here's to you, Mexico City! 10,000 zombies is a force to be reckoned with, that's for sure, and it'll be interesting to see who rises to meet your impressive new record.

Watch the video below for a real taste of awesomeness. The final shot is pretty hilarious, as I've always imagined that's just what Starbucks looks like on your average Monday morning.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Top 5: Best Moments of Walking Dead's Season 2.0

#5: Nothing says romance like the zombie apocalypse...and looting...
I really love when a show that is this serious finds moments for happiness and light. As Dale says, "we can still find joy", and boy do Glenn and Maggie find it together. Now I know many of us are quick to judge the lack of thought that went into the decision to get it on in the pharmacy, but it's nice to see Glenn happy. And, if nothing else, the dialogue that led up to the encounter was pretty hilarious. I'm really liking the actress who plays Maggie (much more than I like Maggie of the comics).
http://blogs.amctv.com/photo-galleries/the-walking-dead-season-2-episode-photos/episode-4-glenn-maggie.php
#4: Michael Rooker's cameo
As an older sibling, I don't really get the whole "I love my older sibling and yet hate them at the same time" thing, but I'm sure my sister would be happy to explain it to me. Regardless, you have to love the raw honesty of the relationship between Daryll and Meryl. Without telling us a great deal about their history, you can sense the aura of abandonment and disappoint, even as it mixes with a sense of love and loyalty. Nice to see Daryll's demons, as he remains one of my favorite characters.
http://blogs.amctv.com/photo-galleries/the-walking-dead-season-2-episode-photos/episode-5-merle-daryl.php
#3: Honesty is an important element in any relationship
I've read the comics...many times...so I knew that Lori was pregnant. But in the comic she never comes right out and owns up to her relationship with Shane. Eventually, Rick kind of admits that he knows, but this doesn't happen until long after Shane is dead. So when she was just like "yeah, I totally had a thing with your bff", I was pretty floored. But hey, honesty is the best policy. Right?
http://blogs.amctv.com/photo-galleries/the-walking-dead-season-2-episode-photos/episode-6-rick-2.php
#2: The first to go are the fatties
Well, better get myself to the gym or avoid encountering Shane in the apocalypse. Whether you can justify his decision to sacrifice Otis or not, I think we can all agree that it was an excellent moment from the series. It speaks volumes about where Shane is now and potentially foreshadows his actions in the future. I'm with Dale; Steer clear of this dude.
http://blogs.amctv.com/photo-galleries/the-walking-dead-season-2-episode-photos/episode-3-shane-otis-2.php
#1: Well...we found Sophia, guys...
Yeah, totally didn't see that coming. And Nicotero did such a good job with the makeup in that scene that, if only for a brief moment, I thought "maybe she's alive". Great acting job in reaction on the part of Carol, btw. That's a hell of a way to end the first half of a season though. Nothing says "the gloves are off" like killing a child. Battlestar Galactica proved that in their miniseries. Looks like the same brutality will exist here, and I'm looking forward to it.
http://blogs.amctv.com/photo-galleries/the-walking-dead-season-2-episode-photos/episode-7-sophia.php
Come on, February! Best Valentine's Day gift ever! Until then, enjoy this article about the upcoming season 2.5, or watch this teaser video courtesy of AMC.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Swag: Zombie Kicks

I am, like most women, a great lover of footwear. Whether it's a pair of combat boots or wedge sandals, I've worn them in every shape and color. So what do you get for the zombie-loving femme fatale in your life? Combine her two great loves with a pair of zombie inspired shoes from sinistersoles.com! Here are some of my favorite finds from the site:
http://www.sinistersoles.com/PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDESC=N&ProductCode=S-DEMONIA-ZOMBIE-103-SHOES 
http://www.sinistersoles.com/PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDESC=N&ProductCode=S-FUNTASMA-BLOODY-12-SHOES-W
http://www.sinistersoles.com/PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDESC=N&ProductCode=S-IRON-FIST-ZOMBIE-STOMPER
http://www.sinistersoles.com/PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDesc=N&PhotoNumber=7&ProductCode=S-IRON-FIST-ZOMBIE-STOMPER-GLO  
More holiday gift ideas will be on your way. Hope your Black Friday went well, Shopping Zombies! Can't wait for the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead on Sunday!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Top 5: Scenes of Zombie Gluttony

I'm sure that today you are all headed to delicious feasts prepared by your loving family. For me, it's Thanksgiving cajun style around noon, and then your traditional Thanksgiving fare around 6pm. By the end of the day, I basically have to be rolled into bed. But zombies? They don't have a loving family to prepare them turkey and mashed potatoes. As a result, they are left to fend for themselves...and boy, do they.

So enjoy this top 5 in honor of the holiday. May it make you that much hungrier.


Honorable Mention: Zombies share in a round of Amy hors d'oeuvres in The Walking Dead
This makes the list, if only because (in both the comic and the show), it seemed like someone really could have done something to stop all the additional little bites. I mean, she's not finger food, people.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/6/6/4/132466/cuts/amy-death-complete_480x270.jpg
#5: Little girl zombie decides that mommies make the best dinners in Night of the Living Dead.
Moms really are good at everything: cooking, hugging, listening to your problems...and, oh yeah...devouring the second you turn into an undead freak. I mean, why go for a stranger as your first meal? You don't know where that's been! Take out mom and dad first.


#4: Zombies go for the leg's first--Stephen's legs to be exact--in Dawn of the Dead.
Nothing like a meal that fights back. Just makes that first taste of flesh all the more rewarding. Maybe we should start a new Thanksgiving tradition where we lock a live turkey in an elevator and bludgeon it to death. Us humans, we've lost all sense of barbarism. lol.


#3: Zombies go for David's stuffing first in Shaun of the Dead
For a comedy, this movie sure does do the gore up right. Nothing like being pulled through a window of broken glass and then disemboweled in front of your friends. Delicious. Just makes me want a full plate of stuffing. Check out the version below, or check out a better version here.


#2: Zombies dine on a feast of deep fried Tom & Judy in Night of the Living Dead
This was the scene that caused me to sleep in my parents' bed for a week when I was eight. Nothing like getting the whole zombie family together for some BBQ, right? I hope Tom and Judy had marinated themselves before deciding to become a human buffet because otherwise that meal is going to be a little on the bland side. Start the video below about 1:20 in and stop at 2:30. I had trouble finding one that just had the scene.


#1: Bub hunts his own turkey (Captain Rhodes) in Day of the Dead
You know what's NOT a good idea? Training zombies. Cuz, you know, if you do, they might eventually turn on you and hunt you down with the intention of feeding their very large zombie family. This scene is BY FAR the best scene of zombie gluttony ever. Awesome effects. Sure to have you licking your lips for some turkey.


Happy Thanksgiving! Give thanks that you are not one of the walking dead...yet...

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

News: Damn You, Walt Disney!

A former student of mine came to visit this afternoon and told me about some auditions she's been doing recently. She was especially excited to tell me (since all my students know about my undead obsession) about one audition she had: an appearance on an upcoming Disney show called "Zombies and Cheerleaders".

Why must Disney steal everything worth being interested in? Disney, stop trying to be cool. Stick to your reasonable domain: singing bunny rabbits and catchy show tunes for the single-digit set. The Little Mermaid was brilliant. Why must you attempt to capitalize every market? Don't you have enough money? Ugh. Head. Desk.

Look, I know the zombie thing is getting crazy popular. I know that being a zombie fanatic is the new, chic thing. But then be a REAL zombie fanatic. I don't care if you just jumped on board with the rest of America, that's just fine! We're happy to have you! But then for the love of Romero, can you please be an actual zombie fan? Watch real zombie movies?

I don't usually judge a book by a cover, but I'm judging this one. When the cover has a Disney castle on the front of it, I must protest. I mean come on, Disney. Are your zombies going to sparkle and fall in love with humans? Are they going to eat Happy Meals and drink Sunny D? Looking at the show's teaser description, sadly my attempt at humor isn't far off. Seriously...check it out here.

What is the apocalyptic world coming to? At least the show won't be premiering for a while. Fingers crossed that the actual zombie apocalypse comes first.

Found out about this older comic series that is potentially the inspiration, but I highly doubt that Disney's in any position to do it real justice. After all, this was the most "appropriate" cover I could find.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Review: The Walking Dead, Episode 2.7

So...yeah, we're clearly off the map of the comics. And as a loyal comic reader, I'm actually sort of okay with that. I mean, as much as I love the comics, it does enhance my viewing that I don't know what will happen next. And really who doesn't love T-Dog and Darrell?

So, for the sake of organizing my thoughts, I'm reviewing tonight's episode in list form:
  1. I really feel Glenn on the whole keeping secrets thing. I mean, honestly, the world's a mess. Why should he have to be the keeper of all sacred knowledge on top of everything else? I would've spilled the beans, too. Come on, Lori. 
  2. Yeah...that's not how the morning after pill works. But then again, they had a pregnancy test register results in like 2 seconds a few episodes ago, so clearly these dudes need a little medical schooling. I understand her desperation, but she could have poisoned herself.
  3. Well, looks like the whole Shane secret's out of the bag. THAT never happens in the comics! Eventually it seems like Rick figures it out, but by that point Shane is long dead, and Lori never actually comes right out and says it. I guess it's a little more realistic this way. What did you think?
  4. Shane and Andrea certainly never got it on in the comic, but I'm okay with it here. I mean, it seems fairly realistic. They've been spending a lot of time together, and they're around the same age. My guess is that many people would turn to that sort of carnal comfort in such a situation.
  5. I thought Dale's reaction to Shane was a little sudden. I mean, in the comic Dale and Andrea are an item, but it doesn't seem like that's what's been going on in the show. And Dale isn't a twelve year old boy who puffs up his chest and starts fights on the playground, so it just seemed a little contrived to me.
And my guesses for next week?
    1. I don't know...I'm kind of not buying the whole "we're not killing off Shane yet" thing. Ever since the producers of Battlestar Galactica lied to me about the return of one Kara Thrace, I'm reticent to trust producers and writers about upcoming plot points. Their job is to trick and guile you, and they know you want to be surprised. Maybe I'm wrong, but with all the foreshadowing this episode, I bet it happens this season.
    2. I think Shane's gonna kill off all the zombies in the barn without asking...which will inevitably lead to their excommunication from the ranch.
    3. Someone's gonna die. If it ain't Shane, my money's on one of Hershel's kids or T-Dog.
    4. They'll find Sophia...and she'll be alive...maybe?
    5. If they leave, will Glenn elect to stay behind as he does in the comic? I'm not sure...
    Can't wait until next week's episode? Check out this not-satisfying-enough preview for next week's episode:

    Top 5: Characters from The Walking Dead Comics that I Can't Wait to See in the Show!

    #5: Gabriel
    I remember when he was first introduced, and I was so convinced he was going to be a bad guy. The "it's a trap" warning sirens were screaming in my brain. Even though he's a small character, his story is one that brings an interesting perspective to the group.








    #4: Tyrese
    Tyrese would be even higher on my list if it weren't for all the rumors surrounding his casting. Before the show even aired, the internet was abuzz with news that he would be portrayed by Keith Allen Hayes. Hayes is both too young and too small to be a real Tyrese, but at this point I guess the show is pretty far off the map. If nothing else, tonight's episode proved that. Still, I loved Tyrese. His relationship with Rick was genuine and interesting. He served as a good foil (and a good friend) for Rick, and his death is one of the many reasons that we watch Rick unravel. And he killed a whole gym full of zombies with a hammer. A HAMMER!

    #3: Abraham
    My favorite of the new(er) survivors, Abraham is pretty awesome and hardcore without being one dimensional. He serves as a fittingly brutal sidekick for Rick post-Woodbury, and I appreciate his brand of blunt honesty.








    #2: The Governor
    Call me crazy, but I'm still hoping that the show's writers will go the way of cruel and bitter irony and make Merle Dixon into The Governor. Wouldn't it be beyond awesome to watch him chop off Rick's hand in an "eye for an eye" gesture? Regardless of what route they chose to take on his origin, The Governor is one of the best villains in modern literature. He's a sick, sadistic monster, and yet...a great dad? As much as any reader despises him, you've gotta look forward to his inevitable and eventual appearance.





    #1: Michonne
    I cannot WAIT to hear who they cast as Michonne. This samurai-sword-wielding warrior woman can take care of herself and has proved it time and time again. I can't wait to hear her say "I think of all the things I'm going to do to you, and it scares me". Watch out, Governor. Whomever they cast, it better be good. I've been personally advocating for Gina Torres (of Serenity fame), but I'm sure that's only a pipe dream. Who would you love to see as the lawyer-gone-one-woman-army of The Walking Dead?




    All pictures taken from http://walkingdead.wikia.com/wiki/Comic_Series_Characters

    Saturday, November 19, 2011

    Swag: Zombie Portraits

    Ever wondered what you might look like as a member of the undead hordes? Well now you don't have to use your imagination because artist Rob Sacchetto will paint you a custom zombie portrait for the incredibly reasonable price of $80 (plus shipping and handling)! As the sister-in-law of an artist, I know how expensive custom work can be, and $80 is basically highway robbery on the buyer's part.


    Plus, Sacchetto's work is beyond creepy. He takes your photograph and zombifies it just for you. Nothing like having a picture of yourself as a bloody, rotting corpse on your living room wall. Certainly would be a conversation starter. Just saying, I bet you know a zombie lover who would love to have this under the Christmas tree (Hanukkah bush, atheist stick, whatever) this holiday season.

    With the holiday shopping season beginning in the next week, watch for more posts about perfect gifts for the zombie lover in your life!

    Friday, November 18, 2011

    Zombie News: Walking Dead Foreshadowing?

    For those who have read The Walking Dead comics, keep reading. For those who are strictly TV fans, do NOT read on. SPOILER ALERT!

    So in conducting my daily zombie research today, I came across this article about Jon Bernthal, the actor who plays Shane. Apparently he has been signed on to a new film project that begins filming in Louisiana in early December.
    Photo by Gene Page (AMC, 2011)  http://www.imdb.com/media/rm91795968/nm1256532
    Now, while plenty of actors juggle the demands of both film and TV at the same time, might this be a sign of things to come? Might we finally see the oh-so-dramatic end of the first trade that many of us have been craving since episode 1.6? Is there a reason that Bernthal has the time to involve himself in a new project? What do you think? And if it's going to happen (I think it will), will it happen in the same way it goes down in the comic? Is AMC that gutsy? Your thoughts, please!

    Cultural Study: Zombieland vs. Shaun of the Dead

    Ever watched Zombieland and Shaun of the Dead in the same day? If you ever get a chance, you might notice that in addition to being absolutely phenomenal zombie flicks, they, when looked at as a set, say a great deal about the differing cultures of America and the UK.

    Zombieland (2009)

    First, look at the idea of safety as put forth by each movie. In Shaun of the Dead, safety takes the form of the local tavern. This makes complete sense, as the pub is often a center of socialization and culture in smaller town British life. For years, the pub has meant more to British society than simply a place to drink.
    Shaun of the Dead (2004)
    In Zombieland, the characters look to the flashy thrill of a theme park for their safety and security. It might be a leap, but to me this seems to say something about America’s eternal youth, its ability to take comfort in both innocence, familiarity and flash.
    Zombieland (2009)
    The weapons are also a huge commentary on our two societies. In Shaun of the Dead, the heroes wield cricket bats. When they finally procure a gun in the climactic moments of the show, no one knows how to use it in the slightest. The Brits are not a gun-toting group. Their policemen carry batons for goodness sake. 
    Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    In Zombieland, everyone has a gun. The freaking twelve year old is proficient in her usage of a shotgun. America loves their guns, and this is abundantly clear in Zombieland.
    Zombieland (2009)
    Next, look at the theme. In Shaun of the Dead there’s an emphasis on family. Shaun’s first instinct is to pick up “mum”. The urban setting only compounds a feeling of togetherness and familiarity. It’s an island and you’re never far from the ones you love. Hell, I once took a bus from Edinburgh to London that took a measly 7 hours.

    But in America, we’re all spread out. Our families live days and days away from us, and there is a far greater sense of isolation and independence. This theme seems to be the central thesis of Zombieland. Americans are cut off, disconnected, isolated. Just look at the film’s barren landscape. Nothing says “new frontier” like the Southwest. Also, the characters are not only almost all strangers, but they also refuse to share names with one another. Now that’s isolated.
    Shaun of the Dead (2004)
    Lastly, there are the final moments of each film. You don’t get a better microcosm of British and American culture than that. SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t seen these movies, stop reading now.
    The Brits are an older civilization. They’re tougher, more used to the cruel humanity of the world than us: their thin-skinned, toddler children. We still want the world to be a happy place, while they’ve been convinced of its villainy and ugliness for centuries. And that is completely mirrored in these films. 

    Shaun of the Dead isn’t afraid to kill of the vast majority of the cast in a single, Romero-esque montage of gore. It seems to actually look forward to it. But Zombieland can’t bear to part with any of its heroes. Even when Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) volunteers to be a clearly suicidal distraction for the zombies, he manages to somehow make it out of the fracas intact. Us Americans, this isn’t the first time we needed a rosy ending, and it won’t be the last.

    Zombieland (2009)
    So that’s that. My overly analytical take on Zombieland and Shaun of the Dead, two of the best zombie movies ever made. Who knew zombie flicks could say so much and be so funny at the same time? Or maybe I’m just thinking WAY too much into it. Lol. Probably.

    Pictures of Shaun of the Dead were acquired from IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/mediaindex) and are copyright of Rogue Pictures (2004)

    Pictures of Zombieland were acquired from IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/mediaindex) and are copyright of Columbia Pictures (2009)

    Wednesday, November 16, 2011

    Review: Death Valley

    Usually, I’d be too ashamed to admit that I watch anything on MTV. Ever since my teenage years of TRL and Undressed, I have become increasingly wary of the horrible, evil entity that is MTV, so I’m the first to be skeptical of any of its new programming.


    But Death Valley, their new television show with a taste for the macabre, is far from their usual fare. Death Valley is told through a mockumentary style, following the exploits of a police squadron in Los Angeles known as the UTF: Undead Task Force. The back-story for the show centers on a vague outbreak of supernatural phenomena that has resulted in a Death Valley with a renewed emphasis on the DEATH part. Zombies, werewolves and vampires run amuck, and it’s the job of the UTF to put these monsters down.
    The brave souls at the UTF

    Lovers of Reno 911 will likely be very familiar with the format, which is an even more blatant rip off than Tosh.O’s rip off of The Soup. But even if it is not thoroughly original, I’d say the format works for this show. The cast is pretty funny, especially Bryce Johnson and Charlie Sanders and who play Officers Pierce and Stubeck. Without them, the show would be way closer to mediocre.
    Bryce Johnson and Charlie Sanders in Death Valley

    As it is, the show is quick and quippy. Definitely DVR worthy. It boasts some pretty admirable effects, and always delivers in the gore department. For a comedy, I’ve been really impressed with the number of “eek!” moments. Also, it has plenty of eye candy in the form of Officer Rinaldi (Tania Raymonde) and Officer Johnson (Texas Battle).

    But don’t let me fool you into thinking this is going to be the new Walking Dead. It’s still MTV, as good as it might be. The plots that center on the vampires are bordering on teen beat crap, and Officer Landry (Caity Lotz) is cute but painfully out of place. About 75% of the jokes land, and some are true thigh slappers, but there is the awkward moment or two here where you feel a little old for watching it. Still, if you can weather a couple of MTV moments, this is something absolutely worth your time. I question whether MTV will pick it up for a second season, so catch it before it’s gone!
    A zombie explodes after too many hours in the LA sun

    Monday nights on MTV @ 11pm/10c

    My review: 3.5 out of 5 head shots

    All photos copyright of MTV and taken from imdb.com (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1835129/mediaindex)

    Tuesday, November 15, 2011

    Review: Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Is the cellar the safest place or is it a death trap? This is one (of the many) questions posed during the Romero's original masterpiece, Night of the Living Dead. Although Romero sadly lost his rights to this proverbial zombie bible, it remains the number one reason for his success and for the success of the genre today. Without it, Robert Kirkman, Max Brooks and many others would still be hanging out in their parent's basements reading comics and wishing they had girlfriends. Of course, hanging out in Max Brook's childhood basement would be way cool in its own right, but I digress.

    The film is a black and white beauty, so please for the love of all that is unholy, do NOT watch a colorized version. In fact, if you happen to end up in possession of a colorized version I advise you to incinerate it immediately. Also, avoid any remake like the plague. 1968. Black and White. Romero. Nothing else comes close.

    Anyway, the film opens as a brother and sister visit a graveyard to place a wreath on the headstone of their long-departed dear old dad. The brother is irritable and cynical, and the sister is nervous and tired. As they lay the wreath upon the grave, the sister, Barbara, notices a man walking in the distance. His black form stands out starkly against the bright white of the skyline, and Johnny (who is quickly becoming an annoying little jack ass), begins to tease his sister with the now-popular catch phrase, "They're coming to get you, Barbara."

    Now of course, Johnny thinks he's joking. He doesn't believe that the man is a zombie. How could he? What a ridiculous notion! But as the man comes nearer and nearer, it becomes clear to the viewer that something is desperately wrong. This man is not your run-of-the-mill graveyard mourner, and before anyone can say or do anything to stop it...
    Goodbye, Johnny.

    From there, the story never slows down. We are taken through what can only be defined as "a really bad night" for a group of survivors barricaded inside a local farmhouse. They fight the zombies as much as one another, and truly give credence to Sartre's famous quote: "Hell is other people". While the vast majority of survivors are painfully inept, one hero rises from the cesspool of idiocy: Ben.

    Ben is meant for this kind of scenario, the kind of man who knows how to keep his head even when the entire world has quite literally gone to hell. He's rational, methodical and brutally honest. And yes, this reviewer does have the world's biggest crush on him. Sadly, he died many years ago and so my crush will never be realized. Sigh.

    If you like the normal zombie gore, this movie has plenty of it. Do not be fooled by its black and white exterior, this is a zombie movie in the truest sense, and there's plenty of flesh-munching and gun-shooting to keep even the children of the 21st century entertained. But what this movie is really worth watching for is the character development and interaction. Romero truly knows human beings, and it is not difficult at all to believe that this is exactly the stupid way people would react in such a crisis. You'll love Ben. You'll hate everyone else. And...of course...the ending is to die for. True film making cojones.

    The only complaint I'll even entertain is about some of the acting. Remember, this was a small budget film and some of the actors are just that--small budget. My personal favorite is Judy, a trendy girlfriend-type with the emotional depth of a petri dish. I've directed seven year old children who had a better grasp on communicating character emotion. But alas, this is a small flaw in an otherwise pristine masterpiece. The "corny" parts are even enjoyable for their comedic value, and one has to appreciate the film for its contribution to the genre if nothing else. If you've never seen it, call in sick tomorrow and watch it.

    My review: 5 out of 5 head shots

    Monday, November 14, 2011

    The Zombie Grrrrrrl

    So today I opened my phone to this picture...
    A friend of mine decided to send me this picture of herself as a zombie eating her cat. I chuckled and put my phone back into my purse.

    This is...not normal. Nor is it normal that I spent the majority of my day yesterday reading 225 pages of The Walking Dead: Rise of the Governor. Saturday, my coworker shared this link on my facebook wall. A few months ago my mother-in-law, the nicest Irish Catholic woman you know, printed out articles on zombies for me while she was at work. My mom dragged me to book group with her a few weeks ago to be "the zombie expert" during their discussion of World War Z, but cautioned that I wasn't allowed to "talk over everyone".

    But today, looking at the picture of my zombie-fabulous friend eating her cat was the final straw in my geek coffin. I have become, slowly and over many years, the zombie girl. Coworkers I haven't spoken to in weeks stop me in the hallway to ask if I watch The Walking Dead. My tattoo artist smirked and deemed my latest tattoo (me as a zombie)...unique. This obsession started many, many years ago, but as the infected, zombiefied gray matter has hit the proverbial fan lately, it's become clear that I have become an amateur authority on the matter. The local "go-to" for all things zombie.

    When I was eight years old, my father sat me down to watch Night of the Living Dead while my mom was out of town for work. Clearly, a solid parenting decision that he doesn't now regret. Ever since, well...at least once I stopped having nightmares and sleeping curled up at the foot of my parents' bed...I have had an obsession with the macabre. I started crying when, years later, I met George Romero and told him the story of my eight-year-old introduction to his genre.

    Long story short, it's time to come out of the zombie closet. I'm the zombie girl and this will be the place for all things zombie. Ask questions, make comments. I'll bring you my reviews of zombie fiction, film, comics, television, video games, etc. I'll be attending zombie 5ks and Chicago zombie events. I'll bring you my reporting from convention floors and movie theater back rows. I'll post the occasional "top 5" list that will hopefully bring a chuckle to the monotony of your day, and maybe...just maybe...if you read for long enough, when the zombie apocalypse is upon us, you'll live through it along with me.